Bioshock Review

The new FPS hit for the Xbox360 and the PC is just stupendous. It has everything you could want from exploding heads, to genetic monsters, to the nineteen fifties/sixties! I would say it had everything but the kitchen sink but I am fairly sure I telekinetically decapitated someone with the kitchen sink. 2k’s new FPS Bioshock has been hyped up the wazoo from both fans, magazines, news, and Jack Thompson alike. (Come on, you know that if Thompson is complaining about something it has to be good.) Many are even saying it’s the best thing since the sliced breads known as Counter-Strike and Halo.

…for goodness sake, play Bioshock. I don’t care how you do. Rent, buy, borrow; JUST PLAY IT! If you want my advice, rent it a couple times. This game will probably be better than most games you own and you may want to own it just to say you do, but in the end, after a couple AMAZING play-through’s, you just won’t touch it again. This doesn’t make it a bad game, it just doesn’t make it a re-playable one either.

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